LOL, TWEET OF THE DAY!

"Please translate this roman numerals, thank you':
A Man sharesd his grandma's google search request on twitter. Its
hilariously so polite!
Ben John, a 25 year old teacher-aid could only laugh when he
borrowed his grandma's computer only to find out she had actually
endeared google in a search request.
"Please translate this roman numerals, mcmxcviii, thank you"
Ben couldn't hold it as he immediately logged on to twitter and
shared the joke"
@Push10Ben
"Omg opened my nan's laptop and when she's googled somthing she's
put 'please' and 'thank you'. I can't.

The tweet was shared almost 5000 times. And in a few minutes his 85
year old grandma was trending on the social network.
He later asked his granny why she had to do all that, and she
responded by saying that she thought it was a normal thing to do.
Lol, even old people appreciate cultural values enough to be polit
to technology. Hehe

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CIVIL DEFENCE ARRESTS FOUR BUTCHERS FOR SELLING THE MEAT OF DEAD ANIMALS.

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The Borno Command of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence
Corps(NSCDC), reported today that it had just pounced on butchers who
specialize in selling dead meat to unsuspecting buyers. The state
commander said that the suspects were caught and arrested at the
Murtala square in Maiduguri.

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OJB JEZREEL DEAD!

Popular singer and producer Babatunde Okungbowa has been reported
dead, according to PM news. The family reported his death less than
two hours ago. The singing maestro, who goes by the stage name OJB
Jezreel died when his kidney failed suddenly

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EFCC TO ARREST FANI KAYODE.

Reports from a Punch news source have exclusively revealed that the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has plans to arraign former
aviation minister Chief Femi Fani-Kayode for an alleged 1.5bn naira
fraud. Also in the list of people to be arrested on wednesday 15th
June, 2016 are: a former Minister of Finance- Senator Nenadi Usman, a
firm- Joint Trust Dimensions Limited; and one Jimoh Yusuf for an
alleged 1.5bn fraud.

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LADIES, YOU WON'T DIE IF YOU DON'T DATE A GUY WHO HAS A CAR! -Ghanian Actress.
A Ghanian actress named princess Shyngle has an advice to give to
ladies who think not having a good dose of material stuff under the
their hood idealy doesn't make life worth living. In an instagram post
on monday, she expressed concerns about girls who go about milking so
many guys dry. Or who think that by whatever means, they must strive
to belong. Read her post below:

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NIGER DELTA AVENGERS GIVE CONDITIONS FOR DIALOGUE.

The Niger Delta Avengers, a military group in the Niger Delta
that has been responsible for the attacks on oil facilities and
pipelines, recently indicated their readiness to dialogue with the
President. In a statement posted on their official website

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RETIRED ARMY OFFICER HANGS HIMSELF.

A retired officer of the Nigerian army has reportedly committed
suicide for reasons yet unknown. Captain Friday William tied a rope on
a mango tree outside his apartment and hung himself on it.
One of his neighbours who spoke up said they were shocked when
they woke up in the morning and found the Captain's body dangling from
the mango tree.
It was also discovered that before he hung himself, he had sent a
text message to his first son at about 10pm that night. Probably a few
minutes before tying the rope. He sent a text message to his son
consoling him about his father's death and also instructing him to
take good care of his siblings.
A few of his neighbours wondered why he did it as they felt he
was doing well, had three cars, an apartment house, and a good home
with children. He had made good money from his retirement benefits
years ago.
His son did not get his text message until the following morning
when he was called and given the tragic news.

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